Kane & Lynch is 4.99 on Steam [Archive]

gnrGrievous

06-27-2010, 12:08 PM

Lol couldn't they have charged it for $4.70 instead of that ugly looking 4.99 ? ...

Anywya , The Square Enix Eidos Collector's Pack is a lot more interesting ...

Includes 38 items: Hitman 2: Silent Assassin, Hitman: Blood Money, Battlestations: Midway, Just Cause, Hitman: Codename 47, Deus Ex: Game of the Year Edition, Deus Ex: Invisible War, Thief: Deadly Shadows, Tomb Raider: Legend, Project: Snowblind, Rogue Trooper, Infernal, Tomb Raider: Anniversary, Championship Manager 07, Championship Manager 08, Kane and Lynch: Dead Men™, Conflict: Denied Ops, Tomb Raider: Underworld, Shellshock 2: Blood Trails, Battlestations Pacific, Just Cause 2, Yosumin!™, Gyromancer, Order of War™, Order of War: Challenge, Mini Ninjas, Championship Manager 2010, Flora's Fruit Farm, Just Cause 2: Bull's Eye Assault Rifle, Just Cause 2: Rico's Signature Gun DLC, Just Cause 2: Chevalier Classic, Just Cause 2: Agency Hovercraft, Just Cause 2: Monster Truck DLC, Just Cause 2: Black Market Aerial Pack DLC, Just Cause 2 - Black Market Boom Pack DLC, Batman: Arkham Asylum Game of the Year Edition, SEASON OF MYSTERY: The Cherry Blossom Murders, Supreme Commander 2

MxOAgentJohnson

06-27-2010, 12:14 PM

i purchaed the pack today. was so worth it

SlashPrower

06-27-2010, 12:15 PM

Decided not to post this in the Kane & Lynch forum, since it's deader than Lynch's wife.

I lol'd.

MxOAgentJohnson

06-27-2010, 12:22 PM

You would do you physcopathic *****

Brackstone17

06-27-2010, 12:25 PM

Steam sales are the single greatest thing in the world. I would buy that pack, but I've already gotten all the things I like in there for a cheaper price from other steam sales(like that oh so convenient Deus Ex sale earlier this week).

MxOAgentJohnson

06-27-2010, 12:26 PM

I got company of heroes tales of valor, i didnt really want the pack as noone plays the previous two.

SlashPrower

06-27-2010, 12:27 PM

You would do you physcopathic *****

That is the single worst spelling of "psychopathic" that I've ever seen, and the Grammar Nazi Squad is going to bomb your house in 5 minutes.

MxOAgentJohnson

06-27-2010, 12:29 PM

I care not.

You would of thought germany would of been a lot kinder to us after whopping our ass in football today, oh wait, its germany.

Brackstone17

06-27-2010, 12:31 PM

I care not.

You would of thought germany would of been a lot kinder to us after whopping our ass in football today, oh wait, its germany.
It wouldn't have been so bad if the refs had been paying attention. The score probably should have been 3:2 in favour of Germany if you ask me.

SlashPrower

06-27-2010, 12:31 PM

I care not.

You would of thought germany would of been a lot kinder to us after whopping our ass in football today, oh wait, its germany.

It's "would have been", not "would of been".

Stop sucking at the English language.

MxOAgentJohnson

06-27-2010, 12:33 PM

Agrees with brackstone, that referee must have two ******* glass eyes.

Rooneys just a pillock, did ****all during the whole game, never seen a player as useless as him in a long time.

If that ball was any further into the goal it would of had to ******* set up camp for the night.

Seriously, first game i ever really get into with football as im not a football fan, i was hoping for a riot after germany won, i knew they were gonna win it was inevitable, and the game blew chunks of horse ****.

Also slash, -points to the kitchen- go... NOW!

SlashPrower

06-27-2010, 12:42 PM

I agree with Brackstone, that referee must have two ******* glass eyes.

Rooney's just a pillock. He did ****all during the whole game, I've never seen a player as useless as him in a long time.

If that ball was any further into the goal it would have had to ******* set up camp for the night.

Seriously, that was the first game I ever really got into with football (I'm not a football fan). I was hoping for a riot after Germany won. I knew they were going to win. It was inevitable, and the game blew chunks of horse ****.

Also, Slash, -points to the kitchen- go... NOW!

Corrections done in bold.

Just stop posting in English. Your terrible grammar offends my eyes.

Brackstone17

06-27-2010, 12:49 PM

http://turbo.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2010/02/ib-grammar-nazi.jpg

This is relevant.

MxOAgentJohnson

06-27-2010, 12:51 PM

People who resort to using grammar as a means of insulting someone is normally a clear sign that they have failed.

This is going nowhere lol

SlashPrower

06-27-2010, 12:54 PM

No, I'm not trying to insult you. I'm just trying to bug the hell out of you. It seems to be working.

Also, there should be a comma in between nowhere and lol. ;)

MxOAgentJohnson

06-27-2010, 12:55 PM

GOD DAMN IT WOMAN YOUR GETTING ON MY TITS lol

-does a christian bale rant-

yes it did work, it really did work hahah.

MxOAgentJohnson

06-27-2010, 01:16 PM

Haha *****, you spelt because wrong in your video with your annotations

My mass amounts of grammar failing and spelling errors are nothing to your Becuase

SlashPrower

06-27-2010, 01:22 PM

That's one typo. Your constant failings in grammar and sentence structure suggest that you don't know quite a few grammar rules.

MxOAgentJohnson

06-27-2010, 01:24 PM

I know your a lesbian

ololololololololololololololol

Also where do you get your ****ty fanfics from, like you ones you read out

Brackstone17

06-27-2010, 01:25 PM

This is surprisingly entertaining.

*sits and watches*

MxOAgentJohnson

06-27-2010, 01:29 PM

steals brackstones popcorn=

*****, mah popcoarnz

Brackstone17

06-27-2010, 01:33 PM

I never eat popcorn when watching things. Frozen yogurt is a far superior food for movie theatres and similar situations.

MxOAgentJohnson

06-27-2010, 01:34 PM

Brackstone17

06-27-2010, 01:41 PM

You cant conviniently throw little bits of popcorn at peoples head if you dont have popcorn

literally i threw 100 bits of popcorn into some old hags handbag and after the film she was throwing them all out haha.
That is horrible. What did she do to you? Well maybe it's understandable if her hair was permed large enough to block out the sun, but still man. Only throw stuff at people causing a ruckus.

Either way frozen yogurt is way better, you get more distance out of your throws because of the spoon and it has a much better effect when it hits.

SlashPrower

06-27-2010, 01:43 PM

I know your a lesbian

ololololololololololololololol

Also where do you get your ****ty fanfics from, like you ones you read out

1.) No. Although I do have a fondness for very short hair.

2.) Um, well I know people who enjoy doing dramatic readings and MSTs, and it's sort of a group effort to find these things. Also, TV Tropes is great for finding the more popular bad ones like My Inner Life or Sonichu. The one that I'm reading, however, was found at random on fanfiction.net. I was looking for a bad fanfic to MST, and I decided to look through Nightmare on Elm Street fanfiction. Most of it was average, but I was captivated by the terrible, misspelled title of the one I'm reading, skimmed two chapters, and decided it was perfect.

3.) Movies should be watched at the theaters with a combination of popcorn and licorice, shared by friends. There is no other way.

4.) Throwing popcorn at people who don't deserve it makes you a complete douche, you stupid ginger. :)

Vulture

06-27-2010, 01:44 PM

great deal for those who didnt i play; but assume everyone here played it for like hundereds of times,right?

gnrGrievous

06-27-2010, 01:55 PM

It wouldn't have been so bad if the refs had been paying attention. The score probably should have been 3:2 in favour of Germany if you ask me.

Oh yeah , the ball went in , why didn't they counted it as a goal ? ...

http://turbo.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2010/02/ib-grammar-nazi.jpg

This is relevant.

Bravo , you just made Inglorious Basterds into a good film , be proud man ...

GOD DAMN IT WOMAN YOUR GETTING ON MY TITS lol

-does a christian bale rant-

yes it did work, it really did work hahah.

Look you carrot looking degenerate , Slash is not a woman , she is My Woman , she is not a ***** , she is My ***** , She is Mine , She follows my orders while i suffer from her mean tricks , that's how we roll , You over there can go **** any bear you want , throw popcorns all over the pool if you want to , but you do not complain about Slash , you do not complain about her presence , only i get this priviledge , which is why she tortures me when she wants to in return , You on the other hand only has the priviledge of wrestling around with Dog Man , so i suggest you get to it ... Naaaaooowwwe (it's 'now' but in slow motion) ...

Brackstone17

06-27-2010, 02:04 PM

Oh yeah , the ball went in , why didn't they counted it as a goal ? ...

The official wasn't able to keep up with the ball and just assumed it wasn't a goal. Also, Fifa are old timers that don't like all these new fangled steam powered automations and video recorders.

Bravo , you just made Inglorious Basterds into a good film , be proud man ...

I didn't make that, and Inglorious Basterds is already a good film.

SlashPrower

06-27-2010, 02:05 PM

Yeah, um Grievous, I don't belong to you at all. That's just something I deluded you into thinking to further my goals.

Other than that, I approve of your rant. :)

gnrGrievous

06-27-2010, 02:09 PM

The official wasn't able to keep up with the ball and just assumed it wasn't a goal. Also, Fifa are old timers that don't like all these new fangled steam powered automations and video recorders.

They ******* dare ... what a lame ass excuse ...
And the channel i was watching was showing that footage over ten times in slow motion , me thinks it was trying to piss people off ...

I didn't make that, and Inglorious Basterds is already a good film.

No it isn't , in fact *subject error encounted* *rant missing* *anti Grievous system detected* *system rebooting* ...

*elevator music* ...

Brackstone17

06-27-2010, 02:14 PM

No it isn't , in fact *subject error encounted* *rant missing* *anti Grievous system detected* *system rebooting* ...

*elevator music* ...

I think I broke him. Who's got the warranty?

Kent-45

06-27-2010, 02:22 PM

Hey.... hey hey hey HEY HEY.... everybody simmer down, or so help me god I will turn this fun bus around and we will NOT go to Disney World.

SlashPrower

06-27-2010, 02:32 PM

I like the mental image of every Kane and Lynch board member stuck on a bus together. Someone should draw this.

10 bucks says that a firefight breaks out within the first hour, and 20 bucks says it's me that starts it.

CheesecakeRecipe

06-27-2010, 02:51 PM

gnrGrievous

06-27-2010, 02:57 PM

Yeah, um Grievous, I don't belong to you at all. That's just something I deluded you into thinking to further my goals.

Other than that, I approve of your rant. :)

I do not like that smile ...
It looks different than your usual smile ...
*pumps shotgun*
WHERE IS SLASH ! Where Is She ! ...

I think I broke him. Who's got the warranty?

Brackstone Broke Me , lolololol ...
It almost looked like a pun , except it wasn't ...

Anywya , Inglorious Basterds looked more like a joke story you would tell your friends over a dinner or in a bar , just to have some laughs ...
I understand perhaps the film wasn't suppose to make any sense , or maybe i'm just not part of the audience this film is being made to , in any case , that film just proves to me once again that i don't 'get' Tarantino's popularity ...

Hey.... hey hey hey HEY HEY.... everybody simmer down, or so help me god I will turn this fun bus around and we will NOT go to Disney World.

I WANNA SEE EEEEVVVAAA !!! Why won't uncle Kent take me to see Eva !! WHYYYYY ...

I like the mental image of every Kane and Lynch board member stuck on a bus together. Someone should draw this.

10 bucks says that a firefight breaks out within the first hour, and 20 bucks says it's me that starts it.

Where the **** is Bevacur when we need his genius ! ...

BeardedHoplite

06-27-2010, 03:20 PM

Kent-45

06-27-2010, 07:21 PM

13 hours left on the Steam sale. Just a heads up in case you haven't picked up your copy of Kane & Lynch yet.

joe the janitor

06-27-2010, 08:45 PM

Anywya , Inglorious Basterds looked more like a joke story you would tell your friends over a dinner or in a bar , just to have some laughs ...
I understand perhaps the film wasn't suppose to make any sense , or maybe i'm just not part of the audience this film is being made to , in any case , that film just proves to me once again that i don't 'get' Tarantino's popularity

*LALALALA* I can't hear you *LALALALA* He is a great writer and director *LALALALA* ;)
.... Sorry about that. It's just when it comes to movies I feel my opinions stand very high.

gnrGrievous

06-27-2010, 08:57 PM

*Grievous has just received a divine enlightment* ...

MxOAgentJohnson

06-28-2010, 06:52 AM

To answer the mass invasions of dissing at me for throwing popcorn at her,

All i did was get up to let someone to there seat and kicked her chair gently, she turned and called me a scum and how im the person giving my generation a bad name, then proceeded to call me a scumbag again and sit down as high as she bloody could to block my view.

She wasnt old old, but was like 50.

i respect the elderly with the upmost respect

Stoniedude

06-28-2010, 07:06 AM

i just bought it anyone else play pc version ive only played xbox?

MxOAgentJohnson

06-28-2010, 07:08 AM

i got company of heroes instead.

gnrGrievous

06-28-2010, 07:11 AM

i respect the elderly with the upmost respect

http://blog.invisiblecreature.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/up_trailer.jpg

MxOAgentJohnson

06-28-2010, 07:15 AM

Grievous wins 1 internet point.

SlashPrower

06-28-2010, 08:42 AM

To answer the mass invasions of dissing at me for throwing popcorn at her,

All i did was get up to let someone to there seat and kicked her chair gently, she turned and called me a scum and how im the person giving my generation a bad name, then proceeded to call me a scumbag again and sit down as high as she bloody could to block my view.

Well, then you drag her out back and kick her ass. Just because you're elderly doesn't mean you can get away with disrespect. Not in my town.

...:whistle:

gnrGrievous

06-28-2010, 10:06 AM

In relation to Dead Men (had to bring this topic slightly back on track) ...

After all that talk about how useless it is to play Fragile Alliance today , and all that complaint about the flaws of Dead Men ...
Gamesradar still manages to list it among the twenty two games that "didn't get high scores , but are still WORTH PLAYING" (http://www.gamesradar.com/f/22-games-that-didnt-get-great-review-scores-but-are-still-worth-playing/a-2010062812546386010) ...

Hypocrisy has its limits , that or Gamesradar is run by amnesic people ...

SlashPrower

06-28-2010, 10:54 AM

It said in the subheading that they were chosen by readers.

gnrGrievous

06-28-2010, 12:42 PM

Damn , missed that bit , Bevacur's disease is contagious ! ...

CheesecakeRecipe

06-28-2010, 12:51 PM

Still, it's something to be said for the game to get reader support like that. Good to see that the game is getting more recognition for itself rather than the Gerstmangate nonsense that's plagued it since the beginning.

Along the same lines, Jim Sterling wrote an article on Destructoid (http://www.destructoid.com/revisited-kane-lynch-the-best-game-that-ever-sucked-157594.phtml) defending the game while admitting it has its problems. Jim tends to slaughter games relentlessly, so seeing this turn of support from him was rather unexpected. The comments also contain quite a bit of reader support for the game as well.