How to cosplay Lynch in less than a minute. [Archive]

SlashPrower

06-10-2010, 02:24 PM

1.) Put on pants. Don't care if they're jeans or what, just put on pants.

2.) Put on white (grey is definitely acceptable) wife-beater. Shouldn't be too loose. The best color is an off-white color, but hey, go with white if you have to (I had to)

3.) Grab some sweet sunglasses.

4.) Done.

http://scrawlfx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/KL2DD-Screens_01-15-10.jpg

http://s62.photobucket.com/albums/h117/SlashPrower/1276205943.jpg

Hey, I didn't say that the end result would be accurate. This is just something I did because I was bored and had recently bought some awesome sunglasses. For added effect, bleed on yourself a little and act really nervous the entire day. Oh, and grow a beard.

YoungZer0

06-10-2010, 02:28 PM

You know, you could shave your head in less than a minute. 8)

gnrGrievous

06-10-2010, 02:28 PM

How do we post photos ? ...

SlashPrower

06-10-2010, 02:29 PM

I like having hair >____>

SlashPrower

06-10-2010, 02:31 PM

Um, Grievous, it goes [ IMG]link[ /IMG], but without any spaces in the brackets.

gnrGrievous

06-10-2010, 02:37 PM

No i mean how do you upload your own photo into the web ...

SlashPrower

06-10-2010, 02:38 PM

Took it on a webcam, uploaded it onto Photobucket.

Brackstone17

06-10-2010, 02:39 PM

gnrGrievous

06-10-2010, 02:41 PM

Ok , give me a couple of hours , and i'll give you Lynch* ...

*Do not expect a hundred percent accurate lookalike , but be afraid nonetheless ...
(and if it's a stunning failure we'll all get a good laugh anywya) ...

YoungZer0

06-10-2010, 02:42 PM

No i mean how do you upload your own photo into the web ...

www.imageshack.us

gnrGrievous

06-10-2010, 02:46 PM

Awesome , i love them one click stuff ...

SlashPrower

06-10-2010, 02:59 PM

I have an easier way. Skip steps 1 through 3 and just like that, you are cosplaying Lynch from the restaurant trailer. I'd post pictures but I don't have a handy dandy mosaic effect following me around in real life. Not to mention I don't like being banned.

I lol'd pretty hard at that.

I bet Grievous looks exactly like Lynch in real life. Something tells me he does.

YoungZer0

06-10-2010, 03:06 PM

Awesome , i love them one click stuff ...

I knowz wat you mean, internetz stuff pretty cool.

BeardedHoplite

06-10-2010, 04:31 PM

Step 2 1/2: Get food and blood (doesn't have to be yours) on the wife-beater
Step 2 3/4: Get man-junk, a skullet and (in your case) 75-ish pounds

SlashPrower

06-10-2010, 04:46 PM

...Let me get right on that.

gnrGrievous

06-10-2010, 05:06 PM

i ... i can't do it ...

i tried ... for hours now ...

i can't get the lightning right ...

and the blood ... the blood is just not right ...

the lightning ... i don't do photoshops ... i refuse to ... but it's not real enough ... it looks so fake ... my face ... my face ...

i have to keep ... trying ...

it's not ready yet ...

Of course , as i said ... i do not ... have to look like him ... i ... am ... something ...

YoungZer0

06-10-2010, 05:06 PM

I like having hair >____>

You can keep some of it. Lynch is not completely bald. :)

gnrGrievous

06-10-2010, 05:33 PM

it's not accurate ... i got tired ... i can't do this anymore ... it's tiresome to get up , pick up the camera , look at the photo i just took , re position it , and take it again , and repeat procedure for hours until it reaches my 'ideal' of perfection , but in the end it still isn't perfect ... my face ... it doesn't show any emotion ... there's nothing on my face ... i keep thinking about the things that grieve me the most and yet my face shows nothing ...

let this be a lesson to all ... it is not because a man doesn't cry that he doesn't feel anything ... i suppose you all know that ...

but i'm tired now , and as i just took that last and perfect image of what i wanted ... i think i'm going to upload it now ... give me some more time to choose which ones to upload ...

*heavy and deep breathing* ...

i think i might just collapse now to the floor ...

next time ... i'll need ... one of you ... to hold the camera for me ...

PS : actually , even that 'perfect' image isn't perfect of what i expected ...

but what can you expect ? when trying to mimick a cgi ... frame of art ...

i'm so tired i don't even know which emoticones to choose ... i'll take the one with the wide smile ... at least he ... is somewhat happy ... that i've ... finished ...

chaoticd

06-10-2010, 05:33 PM

the picture wont show up. :(

Cyniad

06-10-2010, 10:22 PM

She can be Jenny. But Lynch...it's really hard, just for the hair style. I've never seen a person with that, it's something between cool and grotesque.
But I'm sure after the game they are going to sell a lot a wigs eheh.

UhUh

06-10-2010, 10:57 PM

www.imageshack.us

This is better
imagur (http://imgur.com/)

SlashPrower

06-11-2010, 03:22 AM

I've seen people with that haircut.

Lol Grievous needs some serious picture help- you should give us the link to your picture instead of trying to embed it

gnrGrievous

06-11-2010, 03:53 AM

It's a long story , but after my previous last post , i was really , really dead tired i fell asleep right away on my bed ...

Then after i wake up i ran into a few technical issues and personnal criticism on my amateurish photos , well , i'm not in the mood to remake them anywya ...

A few hours ago i got a mail from a old friend , so i decided to reply it by sending a Grievous style long and painful to read mail ...

And now , just a couple of minutes away from uploading them photos to my computer , i realized the topic is called "How to cosplay Lynch in less than a minute" and Not in several hours ! ...

But then as i'm writing this i also realized i 'cosplayed' in less than a minute , it was the photos that took hours ...

So it's on topic ! hurray ! ...

MxOAgentJohnson

06-11-2010, 04:29 AM

HOLY **** WHAT IS IT?!?!?!?!
MY EYES, MY MOTHER ******* EYES, THEY ARE DRIPPING FROM MY SOCKETS AAAAAAAAAAAH.

I kid, yea nice cosplay. Shave your head though 10x better :)

SlashPrower

06-11-2010, 05:00 AM

Post a picture anyway.

Hey, I want to create a photo album for the Kane and Lynch board members, can I put that here or does it have to be confined to Off-Topic Discussion?

gnrGrievous

06-11-2010, 05:28 AM

'A' picture ? ...
I've got twenty to show out of two hundred ! man now i have to select even fewer ...

(i didn't took two hundred different pictures , they're basically all the same but with different lightning effect and body position ... don't look at me like that , i love taking pictures with my canon) ...

And i'm uploading them on Flickr , it's marvelous ...

MxOAgentJohnson

06-11-2010, 05:35 AM

I support slashprowlers idea :)

gnrGrievous

06-11-2010, 05:43 AM

Well i created a group on Flickr now i don't know what to do with it ...

MxOAgentJohnson

06-11-2010, 06:04 AM

This tutorial obvious implies that you can do this under a minute if you can run around your house, get changed super fast and have these items already in your home.

gnrGrievous

06-11-2010, 06:25 AM

I shot them all ... I shut them all up ...

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4002/4690194337_a8910b10dc_b.jpg

And as i stood alone now , i had peace ... i had the sound of silence , i had the sound of my heavy breathing ...

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4056/4690194341_9c9f6d28a3_b.jpg

But my hands ... my hands knows that i'm not at peace ...

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4027/4690194347_abf935a206_b.jpg

I could see him in my eyes ... him ...

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1295/4690194349_2098ab480e_b.jpg

And i could see that we are not so much alike ...

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1270/4690875022_b7680cc1cc_b.jpg

It must have been the blood ... the blood in my mind is making me seeing things that just aren't real ...

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4041/4690875052_8118957560_b.jpg

So who am i ? ... who am i but a reality of my own hallucination ? ...

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4051/4690249293_de69044a12_b.jpg

BeardedHoplite

06-11-2010, 06:28 AM

I'm going to say your asian islander

But it is one of the finer Lynch cosplays I've seen

SlashPrower

06-11-2010, 06:29 AM

:eek:

I KNEW GRIEVOUS LOOKED LIKE LYNCH IRL

I FREAKIN' KNEW IT

Lol, jk. Grievous looks awesome in those pictures, he cosplays well >___>

gnrGrievous

06-11-2010, 06:33 AM

I'm going to say your asian islander

But it is one of the finer Lynch cosplays I've seen

Asian Islander Marvelous ! ...
I have found my true identity ! ...

Seriously though i'm not asian , despite really looking like one ...

It's a very complicated story ...

:eek:

I KNEW GRIEVOUS LOOKED LIKE LYNCH IRL

I FREAKIN' KNEW IT

Lol, grievous looks awesome in those pictures

Really ? i thought i could have done better , i wanted to show how long my hair was but it proved to be too complicated ...

I do like the fourth one though , Lynch's reflection on my glasses was one of those 'magic moments' in my photographies , love it ...

MxOAgentJohnson

06-11-2010, 06:33 AM

Grevious is asian, Lynch is not asian atall yet you have the best lynch cosplay ive seen

Maybe Jamie Foxx has a chance...

Dont take what i say racist im not tryna be racist :P

SlashPrower

06-11-2010, 06:35 AM

Yeah, Grievous looks Asian and he has no awesome beard but he looks way more like Lynch than most white guys who try to do it.

It must be magic.

Also, I'm guessing that maybe Grievous has one Asian parent? >___>

I think Kyle Ward's Lynch has his hair pulled back into a ponytail and doesn't have glasses, so Foxx might have some additional difficulties...

gnrGrievous

06-11-2010, 06:39 AM

But that's the thing , none of my parents were asian , i'm telling you they must have mistaken the baby at the hospital ...

But anywya , love my parents , and they love me so everything's alright ...

However it's been years that i'm telling people i'm not asian and it's becoming a bit annoying ... so i can either put a bag on my head , or wear my gas mask again and pretend 'i couldn't see' amist the pool of blood when them nice officers come staring at me ...

Yeah , the latter is more my taste ...

Cyniad

06-11-2010, 06:45 AM

You are adopted!

I'm just kidding.
Jamie Foxx has no chance.

gnrGrievous

06-11-2010, 06:46 AM

O Kevin Gage , where art thou ? ...

SlashPrower

06-11-2010, 06:49 AM

Lynch totally stole Kevin Gage's look. Yep, I went there.

MxOAgentJohnson

06-11-2010, 06:50 AM

Swapped at birth, oh man i would hate that.

Also i was trolling about jamie foxx

Cyniad

06-11-2010, 06:56 AM

It will be a nosense film, like Max Payne's one.
Jim Bravura is black and Mona Sax is dressed like a prostitute. Just 2 of the errors and bad choices.

gnrGrievous

06-11-2010, 06:57 AM

Who knows ? maybe some Romanian evil scientist had injected something on my body to make me a immortal Lynch , the side effect being that i look Asian ...

it's not such a bad deal ...

MxOAgentJohnson

06-11-2010, 06:59 AM

inb4 kane is better

gnrGrievous

06-11-2010, 07:00 AM

Grievous looks awesome in those pictures, he cosplays well >___>

Actually can we really consider this as a cosplay since i already look like Lynch in real life ? ...

Isn't it a little bit like ... CHEATING ?!!! *the whole town goes on a riot* ...

SlashPrower

06-11-2010, 07:01 AM

Who knows ? maybe some Romanian evil scientist had injected something on my body to make me a immortal Lynch , the side effect being that i look Asian ...

it's not such a bad deal ...

Awesome, as long as it has nothing to do with Black Charon.

We need someone who looks like Kane. Then we will be invincible. :D

EDIT: CHEEAATING? :OOOOOOOOOO

eh don't care they're still good pics

gnrGrievous

06-11-2010, 07:03 AM

It will be a nosense film, like Max Payne's one.
Jim Bravura is black and Mona Sax is dressed like a prostitute. Just 2 of the errors and bad choices.

It's like changing 47 from a clone to a orphan , but for 47's case it kind of worked , so it was like a disaster averted ...

Changing Jim to Black however didn't bring anything 'new' on screen , if they're going to change characters background completly , they should have the common decency of capitalizing on that particular change and give some interesting character developpement based on that change , and not just act as if nothing's different from the game ...

Cyniad

06-11-2010, 07:08 AM

It's like changing 47 from a clone to a orphan , but for 47's case it kind of worked , so it was like a disaster averted ...

Changing Jim to Black however didn't bring anything 'new' on screen , if they're going to change characters background completly , they should have the common decency of capitalizing on that particular change and give some interesting character developpement based on that change , and not just act as if nothing's different from the game ...

You're right. Totally agree. By the way, I mean that "sound" pretty bad seeing a film with a eagle eye, short hair, black Lynch after you've played the game.

Vulture

06-11-2010, 07:09 AM

this thread is.. fun...

gnrGrievous

06-11-2010, 07:13 AM

I bet Vulture looks like Kane , Kent too ...

It's plain logic , all fans of Adam Marcus looks like him , just look at Jens Peter Kurup ! ...

Bevacur

06-11-2010, 07:39 AM

I will say it Grievous...your appearence is not what i expected. Are you sure you should be in possession of a shotgun? Fake or not i worry about your neighbors, last thing they want to see is some psycho guy cosplaying as a insane psycho killer running around the streets high on pills and carrying a shotgun screaming random words, memes and little quotes from tv shows.

SlashPrower

06-11-2010, 07:41 AM

I can see Grievous running down the streets, going "You want some? I'll give you some! *****! ****, get away from me. Why do you keep doing that? Stupid ****, I've already killed you twice."

gnrGrievous

06-11-2010, 07:50 AM

Actually ... i Did made a video of me reenacting that scene from Withdrawal in my room a year ago ...

So no , the art decoration is just my beautiful white wall , but the body movement and dialogue were 100% accurate ...

But of course , i'm not going to upload it on youtube , i fear the cone of shame ...

SlashPrower

06-11-2010, 07:53 AM

It's okay, what's I'm thinking it would be like is probably 10 times better than what I'd actually see.

gnrGrievous

06-11-2010, 08:01 AM

I'll take that as a compliment ...

Bevacur

06-11-2010, 08:09 AM

I can see Grievous running down the streets, going "You want some? I'll give you some! *****! ****, get away from me. Why do you keep doing that? Stupid ****, I've already killed you twice."

And thats just Grievous on a normal day having an arguement with a trashcan.