Hilton

[The Zoo Boy]

So this thread is about the beloved Hiltons. Sisters Paris and Nicholai Olivia "Nicky" Hilton, along with the not-related-at-all former pornographic actress Hanna Hilton and Mario Armando Lavandeira, Jr., better known as Perez Hilton.

http://blogginbanat.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/paris-hilton.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e3/Paris_Hilton_at_Sundance_Film_Festival_2008.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/db/Paris_hilton_universal_photo.jpg


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b4/Hanna_Hilton_2009.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/15/Hilton_mug_shot.jpeg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0f/PerezHilton2009.jpg

Btw: Here is some Paris Hilton quotes:

"That's hot!. "

"I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute. It is not who I am, nor do I want to be that person for the young girls who looked up to me. I know now that I can make a difference, that I have the power to do that. I have been thinking that I want to do different things when I am out of here. I have become much more spiritual. God has given me this new chance."

"You're a 'effin biatch. I'm going to destroy you."

Confessions of an Heiress (2004)

"To me, anything goes. But that's me."

"You need to look like a lady at the Oscars. Otherwise, Joan Rivers will tear you apart. Then again, you aren't really anyone till Joan Rivers tears you apart."

"The only rule is don't be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in."

The Simple Life

"What's Wal-mart? Do they sell Walls and stuff?"

P.S: That's hot! :lol:

[Id:EAZ]

Your messed up. Period.

[SmC12]

O-M-G! :eek: :nut:

That's hot bad!

[Skylinehead]

Paris Hilton. god no.


Hanna Hilton, yes, a thousand times yes.

[xbox360kris]

i don't wanna ruin your hilton moment but adding err. hannah hilton wouldn't that somehow collide with rule #1 ?

[xI Jakk Ix]

ZOMGWTFBBQ!?!?!?

I've had to use that twice today :hmm:

[Talidan]

uǝʌǝ ʇ,uop ı sıɥʇ sı ʇɐɥʍ

[The Zoo Boy]

i don't wanna ruin your hilton moment but adding err. hannah hilton wouldn't that somehow collide with rule #1 ?

Well technicaly, it is just her picture, it is not sexual or suggestive in any way, and the moderators have not notified me yet (althought they problably never even have scene this thread lol) so I hope it is not breaking rule #1! :D

uǝʌǝ ʇ,uop ı sıɥʇ sı ʇɐɥʍ

It is u typing upside down. Oh, u mean this thread?

:lol:

ITZ DA HILTONZ!!!

Paris & Nicky
Hanna
Perez

roflmao!!!

[xbox360kris]

uǝʌǝ ʇ,uop ı sıɥʇ sı ʇɐɥʍ

how the hell did you manage to type upside down? or is it a special font.

[Talidan]

S͊̓̔̃a͊͂͛̒̾̂̌̈̆̽ͯ̃͗̃ͧ̎̾͗̚mͭͩͮͧ̿̋͊͛̊̐e͗̈̆ͨ̊̄̚ ̉̉͊̔ͤ͑ͬͧwͨ̋ͣ̔̎ͦ͂̽ͤͬ̓̎̃̋aͦͬ́ͣͭ̎̇̎ͨͩ̄ͨ̔̐̇y̆̍ͣ̔̂̅̉̎͂̃̚ ͩ̇͂̈́ͤ̌ͩͣ̊Ǐ̐ͪ͊̓͛ͣ͌̏̔̏͐̄͋͗̓̈ ͯ̌̑͛̓̇̍̅̎ͫ͛̾̋̏ͫ͗̎ä́̌͐̿̓̿̇̌̏̐͑̄̉̿̽̚̚mͪͦͫ͐ ͪͨͯ̓ͦ͑͒ͧ̓ͧͫ͌̏̃̊̏̚t́̊ͮy͒͑ͧͭͪ̒͂p̉ͣ̊̂͂̆̒ͪͯ͗̒ỉͭ̓̿ͧ̾̋̍̒̂͋̈́̌ͩ̚nͣ̓̊̃̓͆̾̌̎ͥ͌̚g̈͋̈́͌͆ ͦ̓̉̍ͫ͌͆̂̆̎ͦ̎̉l̅ͯ̈͆̒͑̊ͬ̄̉͊̈ͫî̿̏̅̆̌̃̋̌́̒͊ͯͦͨ̅͐̐͑k̂ͦ̿͑̊ͤ̒ͯ̍̐̎͛͊ͦͫͣe̊̅̌͐̾̃̿ͧ̐ͭ͂͊ ́ͣ̅͋ͬ̑͊ṫͥ̉̒̉̑ͥhͧ̓̊ͬ̎̎ͪ͐̑ī̐ͨ͒̊ͯ̍s̿̑̊̄͑͂̍͛.̑́̅̏͊̄ͥ̋͛ͩ̑̚ ̈́ͩ̅ͫ̐͌ͩ̋H́͒̈́͋̓̔ͯmͪ̓̉ͨͨ͗ͮ͛ͤ̇̋̍̓̚m̆̋ͦ̀̇̿.ͩ̔̅̍.̀͗ͦ̿̄̌̽͂.̆̏̏̃͗̈̃̌̋̃̎Ỉ̎̇̈́̔ͧͤ̅̀ ̐ͫ͂́ͨẅͯͨ͂͐̊͛ͣͨ́̽̃ͧ̄̔ͦ͒ȯ̑̄ͬ̄͛̎̌͐̋ͮ͗͊̈̒̑nͯ̈̑̽d̃̓̍̐ͦ̔͂ͥ͛̓̎͒ͪe̒͆̋̌̇ͤȑ͌ͪ ̊̅̓̄ͥ̋̾ͥ͒ͦ͑ͬ̈́ͦͯ͆̂͂̃h̎͒ͬ̆̔̓̔͑̏̉̂̈́͑͒͊̿̀ͪō̎͑̉ͩ̌͆͑̓͑̄̉͂̎ẅͭ̽̍ͪ̅͌̒̿̿̑̋ ͪ̏͋͒ͯ̈̋̓͋̈h̀̐͛ͬ̂ͦ̂͗̋̈ͣͦ̈́̎ͬ́iͬͣ̑͑̈̏̊̐͐ͣ̆̉̔͆gͪ̅̓̇ͣ͗̌̓ͮ͐̅̇ͯ͆h̔̓ͨ̈́͒ͧ̋̌͛͌ ̎ͤ̄ͮ̀̓̊i̊͗ͬͪ͆ͦ͒̂͗ͫͦ͌ͯ̒̀̄ͥt͋̉͒ͥ͆ͪͯ͌̅̓͐ͧ͐̑ ̏̑̇̾̽̽ͣ̾ͥ̽ͨͯ̓͗ͤ̆̇w̌̎ͥ̈́͋͒ͬ̃̚iͩ̐̍lͫ̄ͣͧͥͩͩͧͭ̇̅͌lͤ̎̇ͦ̅̂̄ͮͤ̂̾̅̏ͣ̍͊̔̆ ͬ̀̔ͯͭ͛ͣ̒ͮ̏̃ͪ͛̑̅ͣg͛͗̔̓̓̿̆̀̿̎̃oͧ̓͂̒ͫ̿͐ͤ̽͋͒̀̓ͪ.̎̀̒͑̑̑̌͛ͦ̿ͭͭͩ̚.̽̉ͨ̊ͮ̑͑ͫ̑.ͪ̍̊ͧ͐h̎ͥ̍̾̎̈́ͧ͒͗͊̃̍̆ͩ̇̀͊̽̃i͐̆̈́ͯ̎͋͆͒͆ͥͤ̅̆ͧ͋g͌́̐͛ͩ̾hͤͬ̄̊̆̈́̉ͩ̏̃́̍̒̏ͪ ̾͂̏̎ͮͦ̅͐e͂ͧ͊̾ͯn̆͒ͦͬ͐ͣ̈́̉̌ͤͨ̌o̊̏̏̍͛̾u͛̉̾̀͌̌͆ͣ͑͌̈́̽ͩ͊̾ͣg̽ͣͫ͑ͧͮ̍̏̏͊ͩ̌hͥ̿̏̉̒ͪ̅̋͛ͤͭ ̉̌͊tͦ̒̍̾̇͋ͯ̑͗̒̒ͮ͗o̓ͥͧ̽̓ͥ̊̊̋̚ ̿̂ͯͭ̾͑̓̀̐͌̓̄ͩ͑d̊͌̌͊͒͒ͯ̒͑ͨ͂̍̒̽̄i̓͒͒̔̐̌͌͐ͫͩ̃̄̚s̄̈ͤ͗͐́̊͒̅ͩ̋̈́̂͌̌ͤ̚r̐ͦͯ̌͌ͧu͛ͥ̾̈́͑̀̎̃̀̊͐̉̿̃p̿̏ͬ̓ͯtͥ̽̃̍̃̀̂͐͌̅͒̊̿ͪ̒ͬ͑ ͩ̀̓͑̂ͣṫͫ̆͌͊̒͐͑̓̆ͥͧͬͭh͂̿͛̔̽̐̉ͬͫ̚eͭͥ̎̑ͥ̐͌̋̒ͤ ̀ͥͬ͒̍̃aͧ̏̑̃ͨbͮ̊ͬ͌̉̇̔ͬ̏̉́̂ͪ͐oͪ͌͋̏̑͋̇̚v̊̃ͩ͋͛͌ͮ̌͐̉̽̀͋̏ëͮ̿ͯͫ͌͛͂̈ͫ́ͭ ̒̈́ͫ͌̇ͧ̒ͨ̌̒ͯ͋ͥ̚p͂͌̓͛͑̌o̒͌̓ͥ̄̄̽̓̍̍̈ŝ̀̃̊̆͋͑́̇̉ͫtͩ̐̀̌͌͂̏ͤͬͫͩ͌ͣ͌̏̅?ͫ̊͊̄̄̇̄ͭ͂̈̆̌ͮ̃ͣ͛͆ ̔͂ͬ̎̊́͒̂̽̎̾̅ͤ̌͌̎̋̚

[Talidan]

Oh, wow. I think that messed up the post. I can't edit it and even had a hard time trying to post it.

Sorry for the double post, but I can't edit the previous one :lol:

[The Zoo Boy]

lol @ xbox360kris: roflmao u used Paris Hilton's Wal-mart quote from "The Simple Life" in ur signature! :lol:

@ Taildan: ZOMGWTFBBQ!!! What the foxtrot is happening to ur posts lol. :D

[Talidan]

M̯̘͓̰͌̓Y̛̻̞̤̩̝ ͭP̷͚̯̬̹ͭ̿̈́ͮ̃͐̚O͔̩̰̼̩̫͇ͥ͊ͦ̔͋͢S̄̑̀̚͘T̵͙̤͉̘̳̹̑̀̐̒ͥ͆S̳̃̓́̅͋͒ͦ ̠̜ͯ̍ͫ̑͗̌̎́Aͮ̽̒Ṛ̦ͮ͒̿͞Ë̜̬ͮͮ͒ ͇̖͍͕̚ͅN̛͋̀̎O̴ͭ̇ͩͨ ̧̳͚̣͈̎̑B̟̰̜̦̳̭ͬ̏͋ͤ̌ͪ͐͝Ų͛͆̆́S̲̘͖̩̈̋ͨ̈Ï҉̖͖̟͔͔̜͈N̪̱̥͇͊ͤ̔͋̄̒̈́E͔̹̠̞͓̖̳ͤ͞S͖̯̻̈̋̂ͅSͥ̀̓ͨ̃ ̸̩͔̗̋͋͋O̹̠̮͇͓̻̘ͨͯ̽͋̅̅F̫͉̲͕̦̯̰͋̔͐̑͛ͫ͟ ̹̮͕͈͉ͦ̑͛ͤ͢Y̭͉̫͓̖̌̀Ö̢̯ͦ̋̌ŮR̳̘̠͙ͧͮ̄S̮̀̕!̦͚͎͐̐ ͖̘̠̤͗ͮͧ̈́̇̈͢ͅS͖͖̈́̒̂͋̓̓Õ̠̋ͦÖ͈́ͭ̌ͤ̄̍͌Ṅ̛̖ ͙̰͓̜̓͐̑̎̓ͫ̊T͍̤̱̖̠̱͈̓̌͌̒ͬ́͂Ḣ̻͉̜͚̻̘͇̔͑ͪ̚Ẽ͚̦͙̈́̀̔Y̭͇̪̝ͬ̆̅ ͙̫̪̠̪̖͋̍̾ͣ́WI̢̐L̯̗͈̇ͯ͐͐̓̔L͙̱̪͙̬̥͒ͪ͛̒̕ T̗̫̪̦̎ͅḀ̩̟ͯͯ͐̾́K̤̲͑̌̑̑̊ͨ̒Ḛ̴ͯͤ ̖̯͍͗O̰̝̪̤͐̿͘V͝E̵͍̞̫̝͓͚ͨ͑ͧ̃̈́R̹̭͓̣͍̻ͩͮ̑ͦ̀ͮ ̄ͪͬ͂҉͓͈T̯̮̮̐́H̼̬́E͔͎̋̇̂ ̫̃͝F̴͉̠͍ͬO̶̼̺͍͈̤̬̅̎͒͒̌Ŗ̫͉̤̐̎͐Ǔ̘͙̲̙̣̪̣̿̈́̔̏̉ͫ͢M͈͕̻͔̤͞S̡̙̬ͮ̿̅̂͌ͅS͍̬̬̭̓̎̄͗̆ͅS͖̗̖ͮ̈ͭ̂̓̋̒S͍̫͈̙̦̖͒̐ͧ͢Ṡ̨ͯͫ̃ͅ!̵̖̙̘͉ͣ̎
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[N-lyger]

These topics get off-topic so fast...

[Talidan]

Well, how long can anyone really talk about a Hilton of any kind?

[N-lyger]

2.3 seconds.

[The Zoo Boy]

2.3 seconds.

Nah, I say 2.4 seconds. :lol:

[Talidan]

I only just saw your two threads that were closed.

You like to tread on the edge of the rules, huh? :P

[The Zoo Boy]

I understand the "Am I a BAMF or a Douchebag?" thread was closed, but why my funny story? I first posted it in RedPillow's bus thread, and Driber did not delete it, in fact he even told me it was funny and he liked it! I just don't know!

[Talidan]

I understand the "Am I a BAMF or a Douchebag?" thread was closed, but why my funny story? I first posted it in RedPillow's bus thread, and Driber did not delete it, in fact he even told me it was funny and he liked it! I just don't know!

Rule #7 for sure. It certainly was a chore to read. Possibly #1...but it's not really all that suggestive. I dunno. Ask @m :P

[N-lyger]

Nah, I say 2.4 seconds. :lol:

Mayybee, but that's only if you've had classes on how to keep conversations going longer.
(There are such classes.)

Rule #7 for sure. It certainly was a chore to read. Possibly #1...but it's not really all that suggestive. I dunno. Ask @m :P

Also, it could be rule #11.

[Talidan]

Also, it could be rule #11.

You're joking, right? That thing can be applied to almost every active member of the JC2 forums. :lol:

[N-lyger]

Except me! I am INVINCIBLE!!! - Gets destroyed by nuke -

[The Zoo Boy]

Except me! I am INVINCIBLE!!! - Gets destroyed by nuke -

no, u were in it, check again. :)

btw: i am posting this from my Wii lol. :D

[Talidan]

no, u were in it, check again. :)

btw: i am posting this from my Wii lol. :D

Oh yeah, I'm posting from my PS3! Nyahhh.

[N-lyger]

Brand new iPod touch.

EDIT: They went to the "Mighty N-Lyger"? I like the sound of that. What post was that referencing?

You should totally make a new one, that's easier to read, and has more to do with memorable moments around these forums. If you do, I'll PM you a secret that an african-american once told me.

[The Zoo Boy]

Brand new iPod touch.

EDIT: They went to the "Mighty N-Lyger"? I like the sound of that. What post was that referencing?

You should totally make a new one, that's easier to read, and has more to do with memorable moments around these forums. If you do, I'll PM you a secret that an african-american once told me.

its not refrencing anything, it just fit 4 the story lol, but I will make another one, and my one in RedPillow's bus thread is now spaced out....i wanna know the secret that an african-american once told u :lol:

[N-lyger]

Oh, it's good. ;)

And if you've heard it before then... IDK, I'll find somethin' else to give you.

[The Zoo Boy]

Oh, it's good. ;)

And if you've heard it before then... IDK, I'll find somethin' else to give you.

Hmmm, I do not think I heard it before, what can it be? :lol:

[N-lyger]

It's super...

[The Zoo Boy]

It's super...

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