makunaima
03-28-2010, 07:03 PM
I don't know if it has been done before on the forums, but here's my list of J C Denton's facts, (inspired by Chuck Norris).
You should probably be wondering "why now?". As luck would have it, I was digging my text files and I found this list there, that I had written when I made it though the game.
I hope you like it, and suggestions are welcome!
JCDenton Facts
1. J. C. D. actually is a codename for Jesus Christ of Death.
2. The trend behind sunglasses had begun with JC, not with the Matrix’s folks. But what they didn’t know was that his vision was augmented.
3. JC never sleeps. He could always use a bioelectrical cell.
4. At college, JC used to lockpick the girl’s dormitories.
5. JC managed to win a worldwide gaming championship with a lockpick and a couple of multi-tolls.
6. JC has proofs that the chicken’s flu in Asia was actually a nanotech made virus, from Majestic-12.
7. “He’s augmented!” – JC’s last girlfriend.
8. JC never worked for UNATCO. He was just having fun with his electrical prod and mini crossbow.
9. JC’s voice isn’t really boring. He’s just tuned. Mono-tuned.
10. The reason you’re still alive is that JC’s avoiding causalities.
11. The trend behind large coats had also begun with JC. But he used his to carry an arsenal, instead playing the style.
12. If JC was on Lost island, he would call Jock to pick him up.
You should probably be wondering "why now?". As luck would have it, I was digging my text files and I found this list there, that I had written when I made it though the game.
I hope you like it, and suggestions are welcome!
JCDenton Facts
1. J. C. D. actually is a codename for Jesus Christ of Death.
2. The trend behind sunglasses had begun with JC, not with the Matrix’s folks. But what they didn’t know was that his vision was augmented.
3. JC never sleeps. He could always use a bioelectrical cell.
4. At college, JC used to lockpick the girl’s dormitories.
5. JC managed to win a worldwide gaming championship with a lockpick and a couple of multi-tolls.
6. JC has proofs that the chicken’s flu in Asia was actually a nanotech made virus, from Majestic-12.
7. “He’s augmented!” – JC’s last girlfriend.
8. JC never worked for UNATCO. He was just having fun with his electrical prod and mini crossbow.
9. JC’s voice isn’t really boring. He’s just tuned. Mono-tuned.
10. The reason you’re still alive is that JC’s avoiding causalities.
11. The trend behind large coats had also begun with JC. But he used his to carry an arsenal, instead playing the style.
12. If JC was on Lost island, he would call Jock to pick him up.