Funny Easter Eggs

[J053PHjoey]

Okay, i know 2 at the moment:
1. this is not so much an easter egg: go to a bell towere, right inside at the top, and grapple pull the bell. it falls through all the floor, and makes for a great wrecking ball.
2. this is. ill tell you what it is, but i told movura that i wouldnt say how to do it. do you remember the robert james carter picture of the huge propaganda signpost? if you do then youll remember the comic glasses and moustauche on pandak panays face. well, in the demo they have these signposts, but they are without the comic glasses and moustache. if you find one, try and work out how to 'graffiti', should i say, the signpost...
post all the easter eggs you have found here, or the locations, and try and make us do some of the work, just like i did there. :D
ps. dont post the way you do this easter egg, ill post it if loads of you cant work out how to do it. its preety easy though, and satisfying :D

[Just Because]

Come on then, how do you do it? :D This is a forum you know.... you can tell us..

Oh come on, tell us. Oh God, I need this!!! TELL US!!! TELL US NOW!!!!!

Excuse me.

[J053PHjoey]

go to panauisland.com and wacth his most recent live video, if you watch the part where he does it, you can hear, but not see what he does. from there its really easy to work out :D or just play the demo, im sure youll figure it out!

[McCheesy69]

i found an easter egg while i was killing everyone in my attack helicopter, i killed a huge groop of enemys with the guns an rockets and Rico started singing a tune out of vietnam movies, i dont know what its called but it was like "dum da da dummm dum, dum da dummmmmm dum dummmmm dum da da dummmmmmm"
Edit i found the music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz3Cc7wlfkI&feature=related :D

[I_Quirky_I]

i found an easter egg while i was killing everyone in my attack helicopter, i killed a huge groop of enemys with the guns an rockets and Rico started singing a tune out of vietnam movies, i dont know what its called but it was like "dum da da dummm dum, dum da dummmmmm dum dummmmm dum da da dummmmmmm"

ride of the valkyries :P from apocalypse now :D love that film :P "i love the smell of napalm in the morning"

:O u should get napalm in JC2 :L

[Sadistic_Sandbox_Player]

i found an easter egg while i was killing everyone in my attack helicopter, i killed a huge groop of enemys with the guns an rockets and Rico started singing a tune out of vietnam movies, i dont know what its called but it was like "dum da da dummm dum, dum da dummmmmm dum dummmmm dum da da dummmmmmm"
Edit i found the music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz3Cc7wlfkI&feature=related :D

Oh yess, I really lol'd at that! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:, Topachula apocalypse!!!

[Captain-Russel]

I think I might have found an easter egg:

I was playing the french version of the game, and then a solder said (in french): "If he can bleed, we can kill him!"

A possible reference to the movie "Predator" ? ( fans will understand)

I don't know if they say that sentence in english thought.

[J053PHjoey]

*ive not heard either of them,but ill look out for them. :D
*does anyone know of any 'physical' easter eggs? other than the baby panay comic signpost one?

[McCheesy69]

I think we will start seeing alot of easter eggs when we get our hands on the full game, if i was involved in making this game id want to put as many funny, strange and interesting things as i could, with the game being so big it would be nice to have loads of cool things to find :)

[Sadistic_Sandbox_Player]

With such an enormous world, not adding a lot of easter eggs would just be stupid

[ThatDeboKid]

This really isnt an Easter Egg but if u shoot a canister and grapple yourself to it. You will fly!!!!!!

[J053PHjoey]

This really isnt an Easter Egg but if u shoot a canister and grapple yourself to it. You will fly!!!!!!

attatch a canister to ur bike and then get on it :D
anyways... ive been told by movura, our trusted source of all things JC2,that there are many easter eggs, in the demo alone. he knows of a few himself, but he aint telling, he wants us to find them ourselves... okay ill stop writing now, ive got easter eggs to find! :D

[Peardan]

I hope they have at least one massive easter egg to find. One similar to the Saints Row 2 giant bunny. That was so fun to find because It felt almost creepy knowing a giant bunny will rise up out of the ocean.
The hunt was so much fun.
Avalanche could do way better than SR2 Easter eggs anyway so I'm hoping big.

[Movura]

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Rico is right!

[Sadistic_Sandbox_Player]

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I did that too. But in spanish he doesn't say crappy, but scary (you know, in spanish words). Could it be a translation error? That would suck.
The apocalypse singing is my favourite this far.

[J053PHjoey]

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Rico is right!

I found this ages ago, but i didnt mention it because i didnt know if it was an easter egg...
thanks anyway :D thats one more on the list

[MadX]

Ice anyone? Looks like a ... nah i won´t say that ;)

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/7117/p1140192.jpg (http://img341.imageshack.us/i/p1140192.jpg/)

[Whistler]

Dunno if its an easter egg, but its funny :)

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[k1llabeastie]

lol! How does he jump without going down? (i would fall harder..)

[J053PHjoey]

thanks MadX and Whistler... lmao to both of them.
another... bonus shall we say - the unlimited time glitch where u can also get out of the map. i tried it twice 1st time worked 2nd didnt... it was quite fun, ne way lets not discuss that here, theres a thread for that. im going to try the ride of the valkyries one :D

[dayd41]

Uhh, J053, to make the glassess appear.. all you have to do is grapple the guys face and press triangle (or w.e the Xbox / PC buttons are) and they just ``POOF`` there.. no real enjoyment..

lol, its was funny how ur all like.. OMGZ MOVURA, I FOUND OUT, CAN I TELL? OK OK I WONT!

[J053PHjoey]

nooooooooooooooooo...... you, you, you... crazy fool :O
thats why i didnt post how to do it, its too easy... fool :(
ahh well. if it wasnt u it'd be someone else :D

[dayd41]

I hope they have at least one massive easter egg to find. One similar to the Saints Row 2 giant bunny. That was so fun to find because It felt almost creepy knowing a giant bunny will rise up out of the ocean.
The hunt was so much fun.
Avalanche could do way better than SR2 Easter eggs anyway so I'm hoping big.

OMGZ A GIANT GAS CANISTER THAT RISES UP FROM THE MOUNTAIN IF YOU PLACE C4 ON THE RED ROCK http://www.htmlsamurai.org/images/icons/smiley-shocked.png

OMGZ FLYING INTO SPACE .... .. FTW!! http://www.htmlsamurai.org/images/icons/smiley-shocked.png

[J053PHjoey]

whats FTW? i cant remember, but i need to know againe cuz i see it alot... thanks

[Whistler]

OMGZ A GIANT GAS CANISTER THAT RISES UP FROM THE MOUNTAIN IF YOU PLACE C4 ON THE RED ROCK

OMGZ FLYING INTO SPACE .... .. FTW!!

What was that all about??? :)

[dayd41]

whats FTW? i cant remember, but i need to know againe cuz i see it alot... thanks

Haha it took me so long to finally figure it out, but FTW means For The Win.

When I was young, i thought it was fun in the water.. :D

[I need just cause 2 @!@!]

" is. ill tell you what it is, but i told movura that i wouldnt say how to do it. do you remember the robert james carter picture of the huge propaganda signpost? if you do then youll remember the comic glasses and moustauche on pandak panays face. well, in the demo they have these signposts, but they are without the comic glasses and moustache. if you find one, try and work out how to 'graffiti', should i say, the signpost..."

Worked out how to do it...

sorry but people wont belive me so---

grapple to his face and press Y for xbox and triangle for ps3

[Omegatoko]

whats FTW? i cant remember, but i need to know againe cuz i see it alot... thanks

For The Win

[FilbertFarmer]

Ftw = for the win...

[demonkidproductions]

It's not exactly an easter egg but i saw some guy in handcuffs lying on the floor with a police officer watching him. It would be awesome to see the police arresting other people :)

[matonking]

whats FTW? i cant remember, but i need to know againe cuz i see it alot... thanks

ftw= for the win

[brauny]

Haha it took me so long to finally figure it out, but FTW means For The Win.

When I was young, i thought it was fun in the water.. :D

sounds like a better time to me lol

[k1llabeastie]

FTW = for the win :P

[dayd41]

Wow... i think he got it now guys.. theres no need for the pointless posts to increase your post count................

[Trinitykill]

haha FTW = For The Win

when i was younger i thought it was the opposite of WTF so i'd been saying F**k The What? for years lol :D

[Maverick265]

when i was younger i thought it was the opposite of WTF so i'd been saying F**k The What? for years lol :D

That was what I used to think, until my friend corrected me...wow that was an ackward situation :whistle:

[romcombo]

lol i did the one with the billboard.... i wonder where Rico keeps his spraypaint LOL...... i love using the grenade launcher found in the belltower closest to Reapers hideout on enemies

[romcombo]

whats FTW? i cant remember, but i need to know againe cuz i see it alot... thanks

lol i use to call it ***** the World

[Czbuendel]

lol i use to call it ***** the World

Me too! :lmao:

[Daworm]

If you drive slowly forward and run over pedestrians (that's when it happened to me) he mutters something about crazy pedestrians.

[Seventy49]

Yea something is wrong with the physics of jumping, one time i jumped and i stayed horizontal for like 10 seconds i was like wtf??? But also on the water tower, i jumped and turned around instantyly (at full health) and instantly died. So weird, imagine jumping in the air and dying...

[Peardan]

OMGZ A GIANT GAS CANISTER THAT RISES UP FROM THE MOUNTAIN IF YOU PLACE C4 ON THE RED ROCK

OMGZ FLYING INTO SPACE .... .. FTW!!
Oh my gosh that would be so cool! C4 a certain location and the world rumbles and a City sized Gas Canister rises from the ground and you shoot it and then grapple to it and it takes you to the games roof height Then Blows up making the screen go white. Similar to that in Mercenaries 2 when you set off a nuke. Then you skydive back down to earth in a rain of fire! Cool..

[max116]

What was that all about??? :)

drugs can do some bad things to you........................

[Bobicus5]

At coordinates X: 11537 Y: 19255, on a dock I found a "1337 Chips" machine with the phrase " couse itz how do it!" I don't know if this is an Easter egg, so if anyone else happens to be by a dock, can they check out the vending machines to see what they say?

[P.M.4.L.]

Earlier I found some very strange looking melons..

They looked like green cantaloupe with spikes.. I blew them up.

Also, if you get 5+ air to ground soldier kills in a helicopter Rico will start humming "Ride of the Valkyries"

I know this is kinda off-topic but I think it's funny..

Vista keeps saying that I have Malware/Spyware and Virus intrusion and it says "Press Yes to do a scan!" I do the scan and it turns out I have quite a large amount of bad things on my computer, so Vista (that obviously :rolleyes: cares about me) says,'Your privacy is in great danger! Your identity, bank pin and credit cards could be stolen! Click HERE to remove all Malware/Spyware!"

So I click 'remove', and this screen pops up saying,'Register now to remove all your privacy problems for just $50!'

Nice to know Microsoft cares about it's customers...

[Ace22]

theres the snowman at the ski resort. it is there on both the xbox and ps3 search for it on youtube

[N-lyger]

haha FTW = For The Win

when i was younger i thought it was the opposite of WTF so i'd been saying F**k The What? for years lol :D

lol, me too!

[sk8guy]

theres a bubble blaster and it gives you like 400 bullets for all the other guns in your invortory so once you collect it it will give your other gun 400 bullets lol i talk aloooooooootttttt.EDIT: DOES NOT WORK WITH BM guns (BM being black market)EDIT: if you keep on replacing (just keep on pressing triangle or Y ) it difers through amounts of ammo