unlikely things to hear on a survival show

[RIPYOURCARINHALF]

this is like on mock the week where you say a sentance or two about the topic which is the thread title
if this takes off ill make more :)
make it funny :)
ill start
now this is my hardest challenge yet
i have to get food & survive for a week in this 5* hotel in majorca

[brauny]

o no, i got mud on my shoes

[Frasier42]

Hunt for food in an all you can eat buffet

[RIPYOURCARINHALF]

lol excellent :)

[HHDnBKing!]

Mock The Week is funny as ****! :D

Steven Hawking, Off Road

[LIGHTS]

I drowned my goldfish. http://i851.photobucket.com/albums/ab80/LlGHTS/1zn3jhs.png

[RIPYOURCARINHALF]

Mock The Week is funny as ****! :D

Steven Hawking, Off Road

LOL
that made me :lmao:

[HHDnBKing!]

LOL
that made me :lmao:

Haha, it reminds of something the Legendary Frankie Boyle would say :lol:

[RIPYOURCARINHALF]

Haha, it reminds of something the Legendary Frankie Boyle would say :lol:

yeah
too bad he was made to leave :(

[HHDnBKing!]

yeah
too bad he was made to leave :(

Yeh about that, how come he had to? :mad2: :( :mad:

[RIPYOURCARINHALF]

i dunno
from what i heard he made an offensive joke & people kept complaining so they let him go :(

[HHDnBKing!]

i dunno
from what i heard he made an offensive joke & people kept complaining so they let him go :(

What but that's who he is! Fair enough if it was racist but it weren't! The public are way too sensitive nowadays! :mad:

[satoro]

Aaaah spider!

[RIPYOURCARINHALF]

lol bear gryls saying AAHHH A SPIDER :)
MMMMMMMMMMM BEAR GRILLS MMMMMMMM :p
sometimes i wish the public never exis....
oh wait thats me :whistle:

[HHDnBKing!]

Mock The Week Can't Survive Without Me (Frankie Boyle)

[chickenchief]

Oh **** **** **** balls. I just cut my finger.